The 100 ugliest cars: 100-1Last Updated: 12:01am BST 25/08/2008
80 - Ford Consul Classic
A chromed cocktail of complex curves and angles, few of which were complementary. 79 - Lamborghini LM002
It cost almost £100 to brim the tank (in 1990), yet if you tried hard enough you'd still have to refuel about 200 miles later. Versatile, but wondrously impractical. 78 - Bond Bug
A three-wheeled vision in tangerine. Top speed 78mph, but quite easy to tip over. And then it was impossible to get out. 77 - Renault 16
Launched in 1965. A versatile family hatchback that had innovative features (for Europe, at least) such as electric windows and central locking. What's not to like? 76 - Yugo 55
Also available with a racy body kit. Did this help? Not really. 75 - Alfa Romeo SZ
An Alfa 75 in a different - and undeniably distinctive - new dress. 74 - Mini Metro
Was supposed to replace the Mini in our affections, but didn't. 73 - Daf Daffodil
Push the gearlever forwards to go forwards, backwards to reverse. The paragon of automotive simplicity. 72 - FSO Syrena
Polled fewer votes than the FSO Polonez, but only - we assume - because it is more obscure. 71 - Lightburn Zeta Sedan
Australian washing machine (and cement mixer) manufacturer turns its hand to cars. Fails. 70 - Nissan Figaro
Enduringly popular retro pastiche from 1991. It was supposed to look like this. That was the whole point. 69 - Hillman Avenger
Top Hat limited-edition models were available with a white vinyl roof. Lovely. 68 - Lexus 430SC
A hard-top coupé-cabriolet that has oodles of standard kit and is certain to be reliable, but its looks are apparently an acquired taste. 67 - Suzuki X90
I know. Let's take a Vitara and make it altogether less useful. Result? Huge sales flop. 66 - Perodua Kenari
The price is attractive, but that's about all.
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60 - Saab 95 V4
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Estate version of the 96, one of the greatest rallying icons of all time.
59 - Ford Mustang
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Don't panic... we're talking, here, about the 1980s iteration. Would Steve McQueen have driven one of these? No, frankly.
58 - Honda Element
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Now discontinued in Japan, but – perhaps predictably – Americans still buy them.
57 - Aston Martin Lagonda
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Also ranked 186th in the “most beautiful cars” survey...
56 - Citroën 2CV
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Perfect in form and function, so really shouldn't be here. You're all heartless.
55 - Chrysler 300C
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A Rover P5 on steroids.
54 - FSO Polonez
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No matter how much fresh bodywork you threw at it, you'd still find a Fiat 125 beneath its skin.
53 - Moskvich 412
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A remarkably successful production saloon racer, back in the days when cars were classified according to price rather than engine size.
52 - Skoda Estelle
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Skoda wanted to build a contemporary, front-wheel-drive saloon, but Russia denied it a manufacturing licence so all the weight was lumped over the back wheels. Again.
51 - Chevrolet HHR
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Brawn in the USA. The name stands for Heritage High Roof.
50 - Chrysler LeBaron
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Incorporated a synthesised voicebox that reminded drivers to fasten seatbelts, stop at next burger drive-through etc etc. In short, an Austin Maestro for Americans.
49 - Renault Fuego
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A symphony in overhang. Post-1983 cars featured the world's first remote keyless ignition.
48 - Smart fortwo
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One reader reckons it looks like a vacuum cleaner attachment. Fair point, well made
47 - Ford Zephyr/Zodiac MkIV
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In the 1970s, everyone had a school friend whose dad owned one of these and drove it everywhere at 100mph-plus. This made Cortina owners' sons very jealous.
46 - BMW 6-series
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Not the gorgeous 635 CSi of the 1980s, obviously: you voted for the contemporary Banglemobile.
45 - Hillman Imp
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Rootes' rear-engined Mini rival. Mostly assembled by Glaswegians who had been trained to build ships rather than cars – a detail that was sometimes obvious.
44 - Vauxhall Viva HA
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Science is powerless to explain why Airfix recreated one of these as a 1/32-scale slot racer.
43 - Jaguar XJ-S
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Seamlessly elegant… but only from the tip of its bonnet to the B-pillar's leading edge. Cabriolet's proportions much better than those of the coupé.
42 - Tatra T603
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A magic carpet ride for Czechoslovakia's ruling classes from 1955-1975. Also exported to other Communist states: Fidel Castro ran one for a while.
41 - Cadillac Escalade
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Just say no.
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20 - Range Rover
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Once thought to be a practical, versatile ally for countryside dwellers. Now looks like a Securicor van.
19 - AMC Gremlin
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Launched, appropriately, on April 1, 1970.
18 - Nissan Micra
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Funny that an innocuous runabout could stir such feelings of derision. Some singled out the coupé-cabriolet version as being particularly gruesome.
17 - Ford Edsel
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The company whipped the American public into a frenzy: they thought they'd be getting something special, but it turned out to be just another Ford. The grille was compared to something that is unspeakable in a family newspaper.
16 - Trabant
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Launched in 1957, it was originally supposed to be in production for 10 years but remained there for 33.
15 - Audi Q7
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"My other car's in the boot."
14 - Triumph TR7
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Noticed how many British cars of the 1970s and '80s are on this list?
13 - Morris Ital
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Talking of which… The Marina might have been a flawed attempt to tart up the Minor, but this was a very badly flawed attempt to tart up the Marina.
12 - Ford Ka
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Some people think it looks like a hamster on wheels. They have a point.
11 - BMW 1-series
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Modern family hatchback has driven wheels in the correct location. Result. The styling has not been so enthusiastically received.
10 - Chrysler PT Cruiser
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Quite a number of old American cars were among the 309 that people nominated (although many received only a single vote). And this looks like an old American car. QED...
9 - Austin Princess/Ambassador
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Originally known as the Austin/Morris/Wolseley 18-22, it was subsequently rebranded as the Princess (the death knell for Wolseley as a brand name) and later facelifted as the Ambassador. Quite straightforward, really.
8 - Hummer
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Some think they look good on 20-inch wheels. Others think the stretched version has presence. We think they are ideally suited to a) the desert, their natural habitat or b) the crusher.
7 - Ford Scorpio
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The Granada and Consul had a certain cachet, partly embellished by their dual role as both chase and getaway cars in TV cop shows. Then Ford sacrificed all that muscular flair and created this. Good ones run forever, apparently.
6 - AMC Pacer
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Shorter than most other American cars of the late 1970s, but just as wide, the Pacer had the advantage of looking like nothing else on the road. It had the disadvantage, however, of looking truly hideous. Somehow, they flogged 280,000 of them.
5 - Porsche Cayenne
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A masterclass in engineering… but this predominantly V8-engined SUV solves all kinds of problems that don't exist. That said, it does have the ability to tear along at 140mph in areas that don't yet have speed cameras (fields, the River Spey, Ben Nevis, Blackpool beach – that kind of thing).
4 - Austin Allegro/Vanden Plas
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The same car in most respects, but one has a Rolls-style grille that looks rubbish on a compact saloon. Not actually as good as the Austin 1100 series that went before. And what was the point of a quartic steering wheel?
3 - SsangYong Rodius
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The original design brief, apparently, was to capture the essence of a luxury yacht. To gauge the success of this, we recommend the entire production run be shipped to the mid-Atlantic and dropped over the side.
2 - Fiat Multipla
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Derided for the blandness of its output during the 1980s and early 1990s, Fiat dared to start thinking outside the box. In this case, however, it simply added wheels to the box and chucked in a few curved balls.
1 - Pontiac Aztek
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When voting began, many of you possibly didn't know what an Aztek was. As a trickle of votes came in, however, people began searching Google's image database, eyes boggled, the floodgates opened and the Fiat Multipla's comfortable lead was pegged back.
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